What's larger and more obnoxious than a Ford Excursion?
1. Rosie O'Donnell.
II. A Unimog--The 20-foot long, six-ton gargantuan sport utility that DaimlerChrysler recently announced.
C. Both 1 and II.
If you answered C, you'd be wrong. (Rosie's a few kilos short--or so her agent claims.)
The answer is II: the Unimog--a 20-foot-long, six-ton gargantuansport utility vehicle that DaimlerChrysler announced this week.
The UNIMOG?! Surely, among our six listeners, we can find a more fitting name for this ultimate behemoth!
So, we asked for your suggestions. Boy, did we get 'em. We got enough to fill a veritable fleet of Unimogs. And, with the help of our statistician Marge Innovera, and using a top secret technique involving incantations, a Ouija board and three dozen cannoli... we selected the finalists, had a contest, and tabulated the results.
Here they are.
Yours in putting the Unimog in its rightful place,
Tom and Ray
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What is a Unimog? Check out the Official Car Talk Guide to the Unimog.
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