There are a few ways you can find your local junkyard. These include:
1. Follow your neighbor when he leaves home every Saturday morning at 7 am,
dragging his arc welder and sledge hammer.
B. Go to the FBI web site, and find the street address where recent mob
hits have been showing up.
There are easier ways, of course. We'd suggest you just grab the yellow
pages, and look under "Salvage Yard" or "Junkyard." (Can't find the yellow
pages? Maybe your kid has been poking around in the upper shelves of your
bedroom closet again?)